Of course, I’m not really being attacked by jellyfish-men. They haul me off the deck into the dark, frothy sea, but just before I sink under the waves, my friend Zsa Zsa the snakewoman races to the edge of the ship and hurls a long rope in my direction. On a haunted schooner, bound for the distant Isle of Oth, we’re set upon by a band of marauding jellyfish-men with arms of stinging tentacles and fangs sharp as daggers. It was stranger than expected, a world where sex freaks are fantasy geeks and where, for the very first time, Dungeons & Dragons is hot.
We went to California to investigate the real lives of people we watch way too much online.
